I hate Flies

Flies have over 4,000 lenses per eye (they only have 2 eyes) but can't see worth a darn! Their vision may be bad but they detect movement. If you want to swat one of them, you better start out slow. They're likely to ignore you if you're not fast. Because of this they are so hard to kill and the ruin every thing. When initiating their take off, flies jump up then backwards before moving forward. Jukes like Jagger you can never Hit them unless they get big and gross. Flies vomit on food before eating it. They can only consume liquids so their vomit is a tool to liquefy their food. Their saliva turns the rest into complete liquid before they swallow it. Now I'd really like to have that sandwich now! There for you cant eat your food because you know this.   I used to think these things were not that bad. They don't hurt you with a sting or bite but they certainly carry plenty of diseases with them, vomit, lay eggs and poop on you and/or your food. I think I'll invest in a fly swatter! I don't have one. So my hands hurt so much.

Use Glase Jars to catch them.